I made my wife watch the weirdest ASMR videos ever made—from pickles and pork brains to live squid. Watching a normal person descend into internet madness might be the funniest thing I’ve ever filmed.

I went down the rabbit hole and bought some of the strangest tech I could find on the internet—and the results were surprising. In this video, I unbox, test, and react to gadgets that range from oddly ...